Excuse me, barmaid! I’m afraid you brought me the wrong offspring! I ordered an extra-large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fish-bone!
Some superb photographs of birds, Sushyue Liao , a Taiwanese photographer (via)
I think im done with the bottom lip? Yeah. Cool. im likin it
I’ll know my weakness, know my voice
And I believe in grace and choice
An action film.
With a female lead.
Played by Scarlett Johanssen
With no love interest.
And Morgan Freeman.
I had no idea how much I wanted this until this moment.
welcomeinitates asked: Ansel Elgort as
Caleb Prior orAugustus Waters
its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.
mY SKIN IS WHITE???
I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??
cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!